Jokes (IzukixReader -Oneshot-)Jokes (IzukixReader -Oneshot-) by maloriekittie
(Excuse the extremely failed Izuki ;w;""" I tried my best on his personality but I'm not sure if it's exactly like it...)
How did you end up with him as your partner in class?
"Hey! (Your Last Name), why didn't the little girl leave the nursery school?"
You sighed and said with almost no tone at all, "I don't know, what?"
"Because she wanted to be a nurse!"
That... Wasn't funny...
As you two were turning in school papers...
"(Your Last Name)!"
You groaned but answered, "Yes?"
"When is a school paper not a school paper?"
"When it's turned into the teacher!"
You sighed again. I hope he'll just stop with the bad jokes after this...
You were sitting on the sidewalk after school reading a book.
When suddenly... "(Your Last Name)!"
You closed your book and sighed. "What is it this time Izuki?"
"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?"
You stayed silent. So did he.
He's waiting for you to respond.
You gave up and sighed. "What?"